Ode to my cousin, the moon…

Hotter than a fresh baked muffin,
more dj-tastic than Don Juan,
Anna’s cousin can beat the stuffin’
out of any friggin’ one.
But one thing she must know
about winning the Sunday Night Skid race
is that Anna wasn’t around!
Thus, it could not be displayed to this fateful foe
that Anna could beat her stupid face
because, really, Anna’s skills are profound.
The Sunday Night Skid has been happening over the past few Sundays and we have been having a great time. The Sunday before last I won the ladies sprints! But my cousin Dani wasn’t there to battle with. Then this past Sunday I was out of town and Dani dominated in the alleycat. HOWEVER, next Sunday there is a Criterium and we will both be there. Needless to say, I intend to win.
Congratulations for now, DeLuna




I fear this could get ugly.
i like it.